Friday, January 19, 2018

Minion Funny Quotes Collection | Kwikk

Minions are the funny characters from the movie 'Despicable Me'. Funny quotes of minions are famous all over the internet. Here is a collection of some very funny minion quotes that you can read and also share with your friends.

 I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 
 A good mood is like a balloon, one little 'prick' is all it takes to ruin it.
 Instead of calling it the John, i'm going to start calling my bathroom the "Jim"; that way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.
 Don't be afraid of a few extra pounds. Fat people are harder to kidnap.
 I am in one of those maoods where i just want to throw a book at someone's face and be like "I facebooked you".
 My mom said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.
 Don't worry about walking a mile in my shoes, just try a day thinking in my head.
 My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry.
 God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then he made the earth round... and laughed and laughed and laughed...
 I am multi talented. I can talk, annoy and irritate you all at the same time.
 My phone's low battery warning is the only warning I take seriously.
I've taken up photography because it's the only hobby where you can shoot people and cut their heads off without going to jail.

Respect your parents. They passed school without google.
What if there was no google? Good question. Google it.
 A police officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 and 6. He seemed irritated when I answered 'kindergarten'.
Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat... The government hates competition.
I wish I lived in a world where mosquitoes would suck fat instead of blood.
 I changed my carn horn to gun shot sounds... People move out of the way much faster now.
 I really love my toilet. We've been through a lot of sh*t together.
 I'm not getting old, I'm just becoming a classic.
 Sometimes the thoughts in my head get bored and stroll out through my mouth. This is never a good thing.
 The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.
 At my age I've
-seen it all
-done it all
-heard it all
I just can't remember it all.
Instead of a sign that says "Do not disturb", I need one that says: "Already disturbed, proceed with caution".
My brain is like the Bermuda triangle... Information goes in and then it's never found.
Lazy is a very strong word; I like to call it "Selective Participation".
If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them.
If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?


Monday, January 8, 2018

Malayalam Wise Quotes and Sayings Collection | Kwikk

"Thiri koluthathe oru padakkathinum pottimarikkaanaavilla"

"Enthinaa ingane air pidikkunathu. Oru kattadichaal pokaanullatheyulloo nammude kaattu"

If you go on searching for Malayalam quotes and sayings, there aren't many websites available in the web.
Quote in Malayalam about the sea wave and shore with sea background, blue color font
"Thalathallichavunna oro thiraykkum undaayirikkaam karayil oralppam vishramikkanamenna aagraham" -Arya R. B

If you are looking for Malayalam love quotes or life quotes, you will end up disappointed.
The problem is not that there is a lack for writers in Malayalam language. The problem is that the quotes they write are not available to everyone of us. 

Also Read: 
         Malayalam Quotes Collection 
         Beautiful Malayalam Life Quotes Collection

Many people write poems, sayings or quotes in Malayalam language and upload it to their social media profiles. Most of them will remain in their profiles itself even if they are shared a lot. As the time passes, they are forgotten by both the people who wrote them and who read them. They are not available to every one of us who are searching for Malayalam quotes in the web.

"Daivam bhoomiyilekku pravachakare ayachu. Chekuthan ottum kurachilla, mathapandithare ayachu"
What we are trying to do is collect as many quotes available from everywhere and trying to make it available for people who are searching for Malayalam quotes in the web.

Malayalam Quote about horoscope in Aqua color back ground and in white Malayalam font text

Love is a universal verbal language which can be understood by every creature on this planet. 'Sneham', 'ishtam' etc. are some of the synonyms of love in Malayalam language. Here are some beautiful Malayalam love quotes for you. Share them with your friends, lovers, family members and other loved ones.


Tuesday, October 17, 2017

Game of Thrones Quotes | Kwikk

Game of Thrones is an HBO TV show which is an amazingly accurate adaptation of George R.R Martin's book 'A Song of Ice and Fire'. The show is actually an epic fantasy and has numerous plot twists, mind blowing special effects, fantastic visuals and numerous action filled epic battles.

Here is a nice collection of quotes from this stunning TV show..

Game of thrones quotes Tyrion Lannister

"A mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge" 
-Tyrion Lannister

Game of thrones quotes Mormont

"Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word"

Game of thrones quotes Tyrion

"Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it"
-Tyrion Lannister

Game of thrones quotes Kwikk

"Once you have accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you"
-Tyrion Lannister
Game of Thrones quotes about Power
"Power tastes best when sweetened by courtesy"

Game of thrones quotes Kwikk

"Even in dreams you could not fall forever"

Game of thrones quotes Daenerys

"Its hard to put a leash on a dog once you've put a crown on its head" 
-Tyrion lannister

Game of thrones book quotes

"It does not matter how brave or brilliant a man is, if his commands cannot be heard" 
-Lord Edward Stark

Game of Thrones quotes about Love

"The things we love, destroy us every time lad. Remember that" 
-Jeor Mormont

"We are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love. That is our great glory, and our great tragedy.”

Game of Thrones quotes Tyrion Lannister

Every flight begins with a fall | Kwikk quotes
"Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armour yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.”

"Why is it that when one man builds a wall, the next man immediately needs to know what's on the other side?”

Game of Thrones quotes about Power

“When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives.”

“The man who fears losing has already lost.” 

“A lord must learn that sometimes words can accomplish what swords cannot.”

Game of Thrones quotes funny

“Everything's better with some wine in the belly.” 

“Searching is not finding.”

“If a man paints a target on his chest, he should expect that sooner or later someone will loose an arrow on him.”

Game of thrones quotes Daenerys Targaryen

"They can live in my new world or they can die in their old one"

"I'm not going to stop the wheel, I'm going to break the wheel"

"I'm no ordinary woman, my dreams come true"

"The next time you raise a hand to me will be the last time you have hands"

Game of thrones quotes Jon Snow

"I want to fight the side that fights for living"

“Different roads sometimes lead to the same castle.”

"In battle, discipline beats numbers nine times of every ten"

Game of thrones book quotes

“Give me honorable enemies rather than ambitious ones, and I'll sleep more easily by night.” 

“A ruler who hides behind paid executioners soon forgets what death is.” 

“A bruise is a lesson... and each lesson makes us better.”

Game of thrones quotes season 6

“The world was full of cravens who pretended to be heroes; it took a queer sort of courage to admit to cowardice...” 

“A true man does what he will, not what he must.” 

“A lion doesn't concern itself with the opinion of sheep.”  

“All dwarfs may be bastards yet not all bastards are dwarfs.” 

Sunday, October 15, 2017

Diwali(Deepavali) Wishes, Messages, Images, Quotes and Pictures

Diwali is the festival of lights. Diwali is an important festival in many south Asian countries. On the day of Diwali people light 'diyas' or earthen oil lamps around their house. On the day of Diwali people buy new clothes, makes sweets, light crackers, make special dishes and celebrate with their families.

The word 'Diwali' or 'Deepavali', means a series of lamps. It is believed that diwali is celebrated as the reminder of the return of Lord Rama to Ayodhya after victory over Ravana. People clean their homes, invite guests, offer gifts and sweets to one another on the eve of Diwali.

The legend associated with diwali is different in different regions. The legend in South India is different from legend in North India. In Nepal it may not be the one same as in India or in any other Asian country.

Diwali Wishes, Quotes and Images

Here are some Diwali wishes which you can share with your friends and family.

Lights of lamps inspires us to shine
in our true spirit ! May this festival of lights
enlighten you all the way!
Wishing you and your family Happy Diwali !

Memories of moments celebrated together.......
Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever.......
Make me Miss You even more this Diwali.
Hope this Diwali brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness for you!

May the divine light of Diwali diyaas 
spread Peace, Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health in your life. 
Wish you a very Happy Diwali...

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Saturday, October 14, 2017

Indian Loco Pilot Test: Educational Requirements, How to Apply Details

To be a loco pilot in India, one has to pass the Assistant loco pilot test conducted by the Railway Recruitment Board (RRB) of India. There is no direct test or exam for becoming a loco pilot directly. One can only become a loco pilot after being an assistant loco pilot for at least 2 years.

If you have acquired a two years of experience being a loco pilot, railway will appoint you as loco pilot based on the vacancies available. There are 4 categories of loco pilots.

They are
1.Loco pilots of passenger
2.Loco pilot of goods
3.Loco pilot of mail/express
4.Loco pilot of Metro trains

The candidate has to qualify the written test first and after that there will be an interview. If both interview and written test is qualified by the candidate, the railway board will call for a job training.
Once the training is over, the candidate will be posted as assistant loco pilot by the railway board.

After becoming loco pilot one can be promoted to Senior loco pilot. After being a Senior loco pilot, if interested one can become Crew Controller, Power Controller, Loco Foreman etc. by writing the railway departmental exams.

Educational Requirements Needed for applying to Indian Railway Loco pilot test

The candidate who wish to apply for Loco pilot exams, should have completed

  • Tenth standard education or Equivalent  with
  • a 2 year diploma/3 year diploma/Degree in engineering (can be electrical, mechanical, electronics automobile )

Age Limit for Railway Loco pilot Exam

The candidate should have completed 18 years of age and should not have age more than 30 years. The reserved category candidates will get age relaxation as per rules. The age is calculated according to the date January 1, 2017.

Salary after Railway Loco Pilot Examination

The salary of loco pilot assistant is Rs.5200-20,200.
The initial pay is Rs.5830.
Grade pay available is Rs.1900.

For Loco pilot job, railway offers various allowances too. They are:

  • House allowance
  • Night Duty allowance
  • Running allowance
  • Transport allowance
  • Dearness allowance


Thursday, September 14, 2017

Lord Shiva Images, Paintings, Drawings and Photos

Lord Shiva is the god of destruction according to Hindu mythology. He is the husband of Goddess Parvati. According to mythology, he dwells in a place called Kailasa of the Himalayas. He is known by a lot of names. He has a lot of names. Rudra, Kailas Nath, Badrinath, Pasupati, Umaapathi etc are some of his names. The followers of Shiva are called as 'Shaivas'.

Lord Shiva Images

Here are some beautiful Lord Shiva images:
Lord Shiva Photos

There are a lot of Shiva temples built all over India and also in many other parts of the world.
References to lord Shiva can be found in Rig Veda, Mahabharata, Ramayana, Upanishads etc.

Images of Lord Shiva

Pictures of Lord Shiva

He is regarded as the God of anger. Due to that he got the name 'Rudra'. Being the Lord of Kailasa, he is called as Kailasanath. Being the Lord of animals, he is called as Pasupati. Being the husband of Partvati, he is called as Parvatinath. Being the bearer of Ganga, he is called as Gangadhar.

Being the master of all dance forms, he is called as Nataraja. Nataraja is a combination of two words: 'Nata' and 'Raja'. The word 'Nata' means dance in sanskrit and 'Raja' means 'King'. Being the rider of bull Nandi, he is called as Nandishwara.

Lord Shiva images and photos
Arjuna, Lord Rama, Parasurama and demons like Ravana, Bhasmasur were ardent followers of Lord Shiva. When poison came out from the churning of Milky sea (Paalazhi), It was Lord Shiva who drank that poison to save the world from destruction.  Lord Ganesh and Lord Karthikeya are the sons of Lord Shiva. The vehicle of Lord Shiva is Nandi, the bull. The weapon of Shiva is Trident. He also has a damroo (drum) with him. He has three eyes. the third eye signifies the eye of wisdom.

Shiva purana, Linga purana, Skanda purana, Agni purana and Vayu purana are the major Shaiva Purnans. The Shaiva puranas are believed to be composed around 6th century CE.

Sunday, September 10, 2017

Beautiful and Stylish Vase Collection #2 | Kwikk

Decorating their house, office or room is a passion pursued by many people. After we purchase or made a house, what we do is add our creative style to inside and outside of the house in which we live.

To accentuate the aesthetic appeal of our house, we add flower vases, paintings, figurines etc. With the beautiful vases you can decorate your house or room or office with living or artificial flowers, indoor plants.

You can see here many designs which are molded by hand, finished by hand etc. Find the ones that can blend with the motif we need to create.

Some of them are suggested to use with artificial flowers or foliage only as they cause unwanted color variation with real flowers and foliage.

Some are tall and some are short. Tall ones are suited for some interiors whereas medium or short sized vases are suited for some interiors.

There are vases crafted of ceramics and there are vases crafted of wood. Some of them have impressions or carefully painted to mimic different textures. We can also see vases that are glazed.

Some of these art pieces are suited specially for floors, while some others are suited specially for walls, tables or shelves.